It’s awkward enough, just standing in such close proximity with a stranger in the elevator. A Phil Collins song is playing in the background and you’re both just staring straight ahead and wishing a fiery inferno would consume the elevator. Well, here are ten things that I have posted on my Twitter account you can say, to make things even more awkward.
THE MORDANT SCRIBE 
I laughed at so many of these. I’m going to start using that pizza delivery line when meeting new people.
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Thanks, I appreciate that. I was really lazy with this post, because I just copied and pasted my past Twitter posts. I realized I had a whole elevator theme going and thought I’d share.
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Be very specific on the date you delivered the pizza, for maximum creepy effect.
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Being specific is probably most effective on people who look like they eat a lot of pizza.
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It could back fire on you though, because they could say, “Oh yeah, I remember that. How are you? How’s your family?”
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Ha ha!
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☺
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LOL. I can’t even begin to pick a favorite. You are too funny. I’d love to see a video of this in action. 🙂
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Thanks Love! ☺❤ I wonder if I could pull off the group photo and then just post it on Facebook with the caption, “Family Reunion 2017”
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I can’t wait to be trapped in an elevator with you and Ben Carson.
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Sexy!
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I bet you are a popular elevator companion 🙂
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People usually give me a wide berth. ☺
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This is a good read since I’m taking elevators more due to my move.
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