Fact: No one has ever peeled an entire orange.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) May 14, 2017

Fun Fact: Facts haven't been fun since 1982.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) May 24, 2016

Dinosaur fun fact: An asteroid destroyed all the dinosaur fun facts.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) September 28, 2016

Historical fun fact: Paul Revere rode through town to warn that the Bee Gees were coming.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) July 12, 2016

Fact: You can say any mean thing you want to someone & they won't be mad as long as you moonwalk away.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) June 21, 2016

Fun fact: No one has ever finished a game of Monopoly.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) April 27, 2017

Food fun fact: No one has ever eaten cauliflower.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) April 7, 2017

Fun Fact: All Toaster Strudels are antisemitic.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) December 8, 2016

Harry Potter fun fact: Everyone who was sorted into Hufflepuff had to work in the mail room in the basement of the Ministry of Magic.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) July 1, 2016

Nature Show Fun Fact: Most animals will leave you alone if you stop poking them with a stick.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) June 29, 2016

Fact: You can ask any question you want and no one will get mad as long as you have a clipboard.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) June 27, 2016

Fun Fact: Republicans are proposing a bill in the House to get rid of fun and facts.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) June 1, 2016

Fun Fact: Jesus invented fun facts.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) November 24, 2015

Fact: Every car salesman has a western themed living room.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) May 31, 2016

Catholic fun fact: Every Pope has to keep a 40 oz under his Pope hat.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) July 12, 2016

Ted Cruz Fun Fact: No.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) March 3, 2016

Fun Fact: The US government ran out of fun facts in 1992 and has been borrowing them from China.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) December 15, 2015

Donald Trump fun fact: All his tweets are written by The Iron Sheik.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) June 21, 2016

Fun Fact: Your mom is a fun fact.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) December 17, 2014

Fun fact: Hitler hated fun facts.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) September 21, 2015