THE MORDANT SCRIBE

Cynical musings of an absurd mind.

Facts Are Stubborn Things

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Since we live in the age of alternative facts and fake news, here are 20 of my own facts, that everyone should memorize and then use in a job interview.

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  1. I like the ones that sound so true I’m not sure of their alternate-reality status.
    Thanks for the laughs.

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    • Thanks Ms. Peach. My favorite one is, “Ted Cruz Fun Fact: No” because he’s so frightening. 🙂

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      • Ha ha. I loved all the political ones, of course. Did you hear that the Republicans are going to pass a bill saying it’s legal to lie to the FBI?

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      • Ha! Nothing would surprise me anymore at this point.

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