List of 10 Operator Messages

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There are few things that try your patience more, than waiting on hold for customer service. The same generic message is played every few minutes, followed up with elevator music, in the hopes that you will take a cyanide capsule and they don’t have to deal with you. Here’s a list of 10 messages they could use, in order to more creatively ignore you.

Operator: Press 1 for your account balance. Press 2 to speak to a representative. Press 3 if you have trouble making important life choices.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) February 7, 2016

Operator: Your call is important to us & will be answered by Tyler our 19 yr old intern when he's finished doing bong hits in the bathroom.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) May 21, 2015

Operator: Your call is very important to us, except when we have other more important calls.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) July 8, 2015

Operator: Your call is very important to you.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) March 16, 2016

Operator: Your call is not important to us; we are seeing someone else. Please move on with your life & stop calling.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) October 26, 2015

Operator: Your call is really important to us. JK, LOL! Your call is as important to us as a Adam Sandler movie.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) May 14, 2015

Operator: We will answer your call in the order of…when we're god damn good and ready.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) June 28, 2016

Operator: This call may be monitored for and I quote, quality assurance.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) May 9, 2016

Operator: Your call is very important to us & will be answered in the same order & time period that the Star Wars movies were released.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) August 3, 2015

Operator: Your call is important to us but what's more important to us is that you hang up this phone right now & reach your full potential.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) July 9, 2015

2 thoughts on “List of 10 Operator Messages”

D. Wallace Peach says:

June 20, 2017 at 6:12 pm

So funny! I think I’d laugh if I got one of these messages (provided I wasn’t already pissed for waiting an hour). Lol. The worst is when someone calls you and then puts you on hold.

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Marietta Rodgers says:

June 21, 2017 at 12:03 pm

My nightmare is that I die, while holding on the line and the last words I hear before the darkness are, “Your call is very important to us…”

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