THE MORDANT SCRIBE

Cynical musings of an absurd mind.

List of 10 Operator Messages

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There are few things that try your patience more, than waiting on hold for customer service. The same generic message is played every few minutes, followed up with elevator music, in the hopes that you will take a cyanide capsule and they don’t have to deal with you. Here’s a list of 10 messages they could use, in order to more creatively ignore you.

 

2 Comments

  1. So funny! I think I’d laugh if I got one of these messages (provided I wasn’t already pissed for waiting an hour). Lol. The worst is when someone calls you and then puts you on hold.

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  2. My nightmare is that I die, while holding on the line and the last words I hear before the darkness are, “Your call is very important to us…”

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