The process of trying to get a job can be very stressful. You want your resume to really highlight your accomplishments, like your certificate of completion from the Mime Academy of Dramatic Arts. Showcase those skills, like the one time you were able to get that Lego Storm Trooper out of your toddler’s nose, without going to the emergency room. Once you’ve landed the interview, be confident and speak your mind. Let them know you will kick ass for their company and are willing to die slowly, over a five to ten year period, sitting in a cubicle and staring lifelessly at your computer. Here are some helpful tips on how to get the Jobby Job of your dreams.
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Nice. I wonder if there is a job where the humor comes in handy. You’d be a shoe-in. 😀
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I could apply for a job in the current administration. A sense of humor would be a must. Also, a lobotomy.
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True. I think everyone with a sense of humor is long gone. Only automatons are left. We don’t have a problem with fake news; we have a problem with fake humans.
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