It’s Halloween time again, a time when your neighbor puts out his giant inflatable pumpkin and you let a little air out of it each day, so it can die a slow death. It’s a time when pumpkin spice invades every corner of the Earth and Rob Zombie gets scarier than his movies, with each passing year. Here today are some very funny people of Twitter, to tell you about the true meaning of Halloween.
I’d like to thank everyone that contributed their tweets and non-vital organs. Please visit these talented individuals:
@ObscureGent – www.theobscuregentlemen.com
https://www.patreon.com/theobscuregentlemen
@bourgeoisalien – http://amzn.to/2xTbU3O
https://elizabethargyropoulos.com/
@lanceburson – https://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?keyWords=Lance+Burson&type=
http://thomaslburson.wixsite.com/lanceburson
@Bob_Janke – https://t.co/NngAxGi8qp
@yonewt – https://t.co/rFf7GAVK9L
@bornmiserable – https://www.youtube.com/theblackoutchoir
@Chyld – https://mariettarodgers.com/category/bacon-saves-the-world/
@rccromwell4 – thefederalist.com/author/richcro…
@HatfieldAnne – http://www.annehatfieldvo.com
@distracted_monk – http://amzn.to/2gwd1nk
@singwithTaffy – https://t.co/9aO38SuOr2
@gmatt63 – http://lupo.net/
@PlainTravis – http://www.plainzero.com/
You can find these very funny people on their Twitter page & down at your local disco car wash:
@Mr._Kapowski @4SLars @Jake_Vig @caseytduncan @Mardigroan @seamussaid @ThePocketJustin @2tickytacky @Henry_3000 @wittwitbarista @FuckabillyRex @underchilde @bananagrvyrd @skullpuppy11
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