THE MORDANT SCRIBE

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10 Things to Say to Make It More Awkward on an Elevator.

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It’s awkward enough, just standing in such close proximity with a stranger in the elevator. A Phil Collins song is playing in the background and you’re both just staring straight ahead and wishing a fiery inferno would consume the elevator. Well, here are ten things that I have posted on my Twitter account you can say, to make things even more awkward.

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  1. I laughed at so many of these. I’m going to start using that pizza delivery line when meeting new people.

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    • Thanks, I appreciate that. I was really lazy with this post, because I just copied and pasted my past Twitter posts. I realized I had a whole elevator theme going and thought I’d share.

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    • Be very specific on the date you delivered the pizza, for maximum creepy effect.

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      • Being specific is probably most effective on people who look like they eat a lot of pizza.

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      • It could back fire on you though, because they could say, “Oh yeah, I remember that. How are you? How’s your family?”

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  2. Jim

    Ha ha!

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  3. LOL. I can’t even begin to pick a favorite. You are too funny. I’d love to see a video of this in action. 🙂

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  4. Thanks Love! ☺❤ I wonder if I could pull off the group photo and then just post it on Facebook with the caption, “Family Reunion 2017”

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  5. I can’t wait to be trapped in an elevator with you and Ben Carson.

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  6. Sexy!

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  7. I bet you are a popular elevator companion 🙂

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  8. This is a good read since I’m taking elevators more due to my move.

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